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A faceslide is when some idiot wipes their whole face across a surface like it's a damn napkin and they're trying to clean up a mess they made.
My cousin did a faceslide on a pizza box and now he smells like garlic and regret.
She slid face first into a puddle and cried like it was a personal attack.
He did a faceslide on the floor during a dance-off and lost the match because he looked like a mess.