FaceSlave

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A person who can't live without Facebook and acts like it's their only friend.

I posted a photo of my lunch and got 2 likes. My whole day is ruined.

I checked my notifications 17 times in 10 minutes. I'm not even proud of it.

My mom called me and I didn't answer because I was arguing with a stranger on Facebook.

A human who lives in the Facebook app and forgets how to breathe.

I had a dream about my ex and my Facebook feed. It was weird.

I spent 4 hours commenting on a meme. My brain is now broken.

I didn't notice my dog was crying because I was scrolling through my friend's vacation photos.

A person who thinks their life is only as good as their Facebook likes.

I got 1 like on my post and I'm now crying in my cereal bowl.

I posted a sad message and got 3 likes. Now I'm sad because I'm not popular enough.

I changed my profile picture 7 times today. I'm still not satisfied.

A person who would rather die than lose their Facebook account.

I almost died when my internet went out. I had 12 notifications waiting.

I had a heart attack because I couldn't reply to my best friend's comment on time.

I got a new phone and I cried because I couldn't log in to Facebook fast enough.

A person who lives in the comments section and forgets the real world.

I argued with a stranger for 2 hours just because they said my dog was ugly.

I posted a photo of my cat and got 100 comments. I'm now famous.

I spent the whole day commenting on my friend's post. My mom called me and I didn't answer.

A person who is more interested in what their friends are doing than their own life.

I skipped my own birthday party to watch my friend's live stream.

I know my friend's ex's ex's ex's job. I don't know my own job.

I posted a photo of my dinner and got 5 likes. I'm now a celebrity.