Faceslash

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A Facebook user's personal domain, like a cursed version of a website that only your ex and your mom can access.

My face slash is so slow it takes longer to load than my ex's breakup texts.

I tried to post a photo on my face slash, but it just showed a picture of my dog crying.

My face slash is haunted by my high school drama club.

A Facebook user's online identity, like a fake ID that your grandpa used to buy things from sketchy websites.

My face slash is so fake, it thinks my cat is my brother.

I posted a status on my face slash, and it showed up on my uncle's timeline by accident.

My face slash is so old, it still has a profile picture from 2012.

A Facebook user's digital home, and it's usually filled with photos of your mom's holiday dinners and your cousin's bad hair.

My face slash is like a museum of my family's worst decisions.

I tried to delete my face slash, but it just sent a message to my mom.

My face slash has 277 friends, and half of them are people I don't remember.

A Facebook user's personal website, and it's where your old crush still posts about their dog's butt.

My face slash is so boring, it makes my dog fall asleep.

I posted a picture on my face slash, and my crush commented on it. Then I realized it was from 2016.

My face slash is the reason my mom still thinks I'm single.

A Facebook user's subdomain, like a weird version of a website where your grandma still posts about her cat's diet.

My face slash is so weird, it thinks my grandma is a influencer.

I logged into my face slash, and it showed me a photo of my cat wearing a hat from 2014.

My face slash has 127 friends, and 63 of them are people I haven't talked to in years.