faceslamming

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A woman sits on a man’s face like it’s a throne, but instead of being comfortable, it’s like getting hit by a wrecking ball. She bounces, grinds, and smashes until he’s too dizzy to think straight.
My girl just faceslammed my bro and he’s still on the floor like a dead rat.
At the party, she dropped her ass on his face and he screamed like a baby.
He tried to flirt, she faceslammed him, and now he’s too embarrassed to talk to anyone.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you see a friend request and think, 'No way, I’m not your friend. I’m not even your cousin.' So you tap 'Reject' and feel like a total boss.
She sent me a friend request, I rejected it, and now she’s mad at me for the rest of the year.
He asked me to be his friend, I said no, and now he won’t stop following me.
I rejected his friend request and now he’s texting me every day like I owe him money.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The cool girls in high school take their turn to make other girls feel like total losers. They squat down, smash their gross butts on your face, and laugh while you’re stuck breathing their farts.
The cool girls faceslammed me and I had to kiss their butt like it was a dare.
She faceslammed her best friend and it was the worst thing ever.
At the lunch table, they all faceslammed me and I was too embarrassed to eat.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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