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A fake friend who adds you on Facebook but never talks to you in real life. They post on your wall like they're your best friend, but if you pass them in the hall, they pretend they don't know you.
Added me on Facebook, but I've never seen them outside of school.
They wrote on my wall: 'You're the best!' but didn't even say hi in the lunchroom.
They added me, then blocked me when I asked why they never talk to me.
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A person who becomes your friend, but only so they can post on your wall. They never talk to you, and if they do, it's just to say 'hey' and walk away.
They added me so they could post on my wall, but I've never seen them outside of school.
They said 'hey' in the hallway and walked away like I was invisible.
They posted on my wall, but when I asked why they never talk to me, they said, 'I don't know you.'
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A friend who only talks to you on Facebook. They never meet up, never say hi in real life, and if they do, it's just to post on your wall.
They added me on Facebook but never talk to me in real life.
They posted on my wall but didn't even say hi when we passed in the hallway.
They said, 'Hey, you're the best!' and walked away like I was a stranger.
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A person who adds you on Facebook just to post on your wall. They never talk to you in real life and sometimes ignore you completely.
They added me so they could post on my wall, but I've never seen them outside of school.
They posted on my wall, but when I asked why they never say hi, they said, 'I don't know you.'
They added me on Facebook, then blocked me when I asked why they never talk to me.
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A friend who only exists on Facebook. They post on your wall like they're your best friend, but if you walk by them in the hall, they ignore you completely.
They added me on Facebook, but I've never seen them in real life.
They posted on my wall, but when I said hi in the hallway, they ignored me.
They said, 'You're the best!' on my wall, but when I walked by them, they didn't even look at me.
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A fake friend who adds you on Facebook just to post on your wall. They never talk to you in real life and sometimes pretend they don't even know you.
They added me on Facebook, but I've never seen them in real life.
They posted on my wall, but when I said hi, they pretended they didn't know me.
They added me on Facebook, then blocked me when I asked why they never talk to me.
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