facesitting

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A woman plops her big butt right on a guy's face like it's a throne. It can be for fun, or to make him choke.
My girlfriend sat on my face like I was a couch.
He couldn't breathe because his girlfriend's ass was on his face.
She sat on his face so hard, he passed out.
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A woman’s snatch slides all over a guy’s face like it’s a dance floor. He can’t breathe because she’s having way too much fun.
Her pussy slid all over his face like a greased pig.
He was stuck breathing through his nose because her vagina was on his face.
She wiggled her snatch on his face so much, he couldn’t think straight.
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When someone grabs a Facebook username just to be a total pain in the ass.
She took the username I wanted just to be annoying.
He stole my Facebook name like I was nothing.
They took my username so I couldn’t use it anymore.
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A woman sits on a guy’s face, and depending on how she does it, his nose might be in her snatch or her butt, or his mouth might be buried in her snatch or butt.
She sat on his face and her butt was in his mouth.
His nose was up her snatch while she sat on his face.
She sat on his face and her butt was in his nose.
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A woman sits on a guy’s face to get him off. It can include eating her snatch, or making him breathe in her butt.
She sat on his face and ate her snatch while he choked.
He was getting off because she was sitting on his face.
She sat on his face and made him breathe her butt.
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A woman sits on a guy’s face to tease, punish, or get off. She’s usually naked or in her underwear.
She sat on his face to tease him and make him choke.
She punished him by sitting on his face.
She got off by sitting on his face in her underwear.
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The woman sits with her butt over his mouth and her snatch over his nose. Or she turns around and her snatch is over his mouth and her butt is in his nose.
She sat on his face with her butt on his mouth.
She turned around and her snatch was in his mouth.
Her butt was in his nose and her snatch was on his mouth.
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Frontal is when she sits on his face with her back to him. Reverse is when she turns around and her snatch is in his mouth.
She sat on his face with her back to him.
She turned around and her snatch was in his mouth.
He got smothered by her butt in the reverse position.
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Half is when she only covers part of his face. It’s just teasing and doesn’t really smother him.
She only covered half of his face and teased him.
He didn’t get smothered because she only covered half of his face.
She sat on his face half way and left him breathing.
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Partial is when she only covers a little of his face. It’s not fun and people hate it.
She only covered a little of his face and left him bored.
He didn’t like it because it was only partial facesitting.
Partial was the worst kind of facesitting.
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The crab is when she bends back and sits on his face like a crab. Her butt smothered his face.
She bent back like a crab and smothered his face.
He got smothered by her butt in the crab position.
The crab was the most smothering position.
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Jeanssitting is when she sits on his face wearing jeans. It’s pointless because he can’t see her butt.
She sat on his face with jeans on and he couldn’t see her butt.
Jeanssitting was the worst because he couldn’t see anything.
He was smothered by her jeans.
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Schoolgirl Pin is when she sits on his neck and forces her crotch in his face. He can’t escape.
She sat on his neck and forced her crotch in his face.
He got trapped by the schoolgirl pin.
He couldn’t escape because she sat on his neck.
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Against the Wall is when she walks into his face while he’s against the wall. It’s like a smothering hug.
She walked into his face while he was against the wall.
He got smothered by her butt in the against the wall position.
It felt like a smothering hug.
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Sandwich is when two women stuff a guy’s face into one woman’s butt. It’s the best version of facesitting.
Two women stuffed his face into her butt.
He got buried in a sandwich of butts.
Sandwich was the most fun facesitting.
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Stinkface is when he sits against the wall and she rubs her butt in his face. It’s just a prank.
He sat against the wall and she smothered his face with her butt.
It was just a prank and he didn’t like it.
Stinkface was the worst kind of facesitting.
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Bouncing is when she sits on his face and bounces. It’s just annoying and not smothering.
She bounced on his face and made him annoyed.
He got bounced on his face and it was annoying.
Bouncing was just annoying facesitting.
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Facechair is the guy who gets sat on. He gets smothered by the woman’s butt.
He was the facechair and got smothered.
He got sat on and couldn’t breathe.
Facechair was the person getting smothered.
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Facesit is the act of sitting on someone’s face. It’s the main thing people do.
She did a facesit and smothered his face.
He was facesitting and getting smothered.
Facesit was the main thing they did.
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Facesitter is the woman who sits on the guy’s face. She gets the most fun.
She was the facesitter and got the most fun.
He was being facesat by the facesitter.
Facesitter was the most fun part.
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Facesat is when a guy gets sat on. He gets smothered and can’t breathe.
He got facesat and smothered.
He was facesat by her butt.
He got facesat and couldn’t breathe.
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Dress is when a woman wears something on her butt so he can’t eat her snatch. It’s annoying and not fun.
She wore a dress and he couldn’t eat her snatch.
He got annoyed because she was wearing a dress.
Dress was the worst thing to wear.
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