facesick

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Your face feels like it's been hit by a truck and then dipped in hot sauce. Rash. Red. Sore. Like you’ve been cursed by a witch.
My face looks like a lobster after a nuclear explosion.
I think my face is going to melt off and join the rest of my body in a different dimension.
I tried to laugh and my face just cried out in pain.
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Your face is so messed up it looks like it got into a fight with a pizza and lost.
My face is a crime scene. I’m not even sure what the crime was.
I looked in the mirror and my face said, 'You’re not welcome here anymore.'
My face is like a burnt pancake that got stepped on.
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Your face is a disaster. Rash. Red. Sore. Like it’s been tortured by a thousand tiny monkeys.
My face is a war zone. I think I just lost the battle.
My face is so sore I could cry and my face would just sigh.
My face is like a cooked noodle that got hit with a frying pan.
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