Facesibling

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A fake sibling you claim on Facebook just to make your profile look cooler. No real connection. Just a big lie to impress people. It only works on Facebook.
My cousin’s profile has 12 facesiblings. None of them are related. Just a bunch of friends trying to look popular.
I added my pizza guy as a facesibling. He accepted. Now he thinks I’m a weirdo.
My facebrother is my ex. We still call each other facesibling. It’s a weird thing.
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A made-up sibling you put on Facebook just to make your life look better. No real blood. Just a stupid title you gave them to feel important.
My facebrother is my neighbor’s dog. He has 500 likes. I have 2.
I put my math teacher as a facesibling. She laughed at me in front of the class.
My facesister is my mom’s best friend. She’s not even my age. It’s a disgrace.
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A person you pretend is your sibling on Facebook. No real bond. Just a title you gave them so you look cooler. It doesn’t mean anything.
My facesibling is my gym buddy. He’s got 100 likes. I got 1.
I called my barista a facesibling. She said I was a weirdo.
My facesister is my cat. She doesn’t care. She just sleeps.
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A made-up sibling you added on Facebook just to feel important. No real relationship. Just a stupid title. It only works on Facebook.
My facebrother is my boss. He added me. Now I have to pretend we’re close.
I put my dentist as a facesibling. He said I was a weird kid.
My facesister is my pet goldfish. She has 10 likes. I have 2.
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A fake sibling you put on Facebook so you look popular. No real connection. Just a title you gave them because you’re a loser.
My facesibling is my gym instructor. He has 500 likes. I got 3.
I called my mailman a facesibling. He laughed at me.
My facebrother is my neighbor. He doesn’t even know who I am.
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A person you claim is your sibling on Facebook just to look cool. No real bond. Just a title you gave them so you feel important. It only works on Facebook.
My facesister is my math teacher. She has 1000 likes. I have 5.
I added my pizza guy as a facesibling. He accepted. Now he thinks I’m weird.
My facebrother is my ex. We still call each other facesibling. It’s a weird thing.
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