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I posted my face in the middle of a pizza box. It looked like I got hit by a donut truck.

My dog thinks my face is a new toy. I posted it with a caption: 'This is my face. It's also my dog's favorite.'

I took a photo of my face in the mirror while crying. It’s the most honest I’ve ever been.

I posted a photo of my face after eating three burgers. It looked like I was trying to beat a dragon.

I took a picture of my face while screaming at my mom. It’s the most dramatic I’ve ever been.

My face is on Facebook like it’s a crime scene. I’m the only suspect.

I posted my face after crying in the shower. It looked like I just lost my dog and my job.

I took a selfie with my face half-eaten by a pizza. It’s the most professional I’ve ever been.

My face is on Facebook like it’s a resume. I’m applying for the job of being annoying.

I posted my face after eating a whole cake. It looked like I just broke the law.

I took a picture of my face while yelling at my brother. It’s the most guilty I’ve ever been.

My face is on Facebook like it’s a church. I’m the only sinner.

I posted my face after crying in the hallway. It looked like I was being chased by a ghost.

I took a photo of my face while screaming at my dad. It’s the most terrifying I’ve ever been.

My face is on Facebook like it’s a horror film. I’m the main villain.

I posted my face after eating a whole pizza. It looked like I just ordered a food coma.

I took a picture of my face while yelling at my sister. It’s the most appetizing I’ve ever been.

My face is on Facebook like it’s a restaurant. I’m the most messy dish.