Facesaver

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A person who would rather die than admit they were wrong. They lie, cheat, and make up wild stories just to keep their face intact. They’re like a kid who spilled juice on a shirt and blamed the cat.

I didn’t fail the test. The test failed me.

The dog ate my homework. Not the whole class.

I didn’t cheat. I just gave the test a little nudge.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

They’re the kind of person who will fake their own death before they’ll admit they messed up. They’re so scared of being laughed at, they’d rather just disappear.

I didn’t steal the pizza. The pizza stole me.

I didn’t crash the car. The car crashed me.

I didn’t fail. I just took a break from being awesome.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A facesaver is someone who’d rather tell a whole lie than say one word of truth. They’re like a broken toaster that still says it’s working.

I didn’t fail. I just got a little distracted by my own greatness.

The dog didn’t eat my homework. He just gave it a little snack.

I didn’t cheat. I just gave the test a little help.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

They’re the kind of people who will blame the universe for their mistakes. They act like they’re being haunted instead of just being stupid.

I didn’t fail the test. The test was just mean.

The dog didn’t eat my homework. The homework was just lonely.

I didn’t cheat. I just had a little conversation with the test.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A facesaver is someone who would rather lie through their teeth than admit they messed up. They’re like a fish that’s still trying to talk.

I didn’t fail the test. The test failed me.

I didn’t crash the car. The car was just tired.

I didn’t cheat. I just gave the test a little confidence boost.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

They’re the kind of people who’d rather say the whole world is against them than admit they did something dumb. They’re like a person who spilled coffee on a shirt and blamed the universe.

I didn’t fail the test. The test just wanted to be famous.

The dog didn’t eat my homework. He just wanted a snack.

I didn’t cheat. I just gave the test a little inspiration.

by Slangipedia 14d ago