facesack

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When you slam your dice bag onto your face like it’s your enemy and you’re trying to beat them to death. Every time you catch it, you’re basically a god for a moment.
My dice bag hit my face so hard I thought I was being attacked by a chicken.
I caught the sack three times in a row and my friend called me a face god.
I got a face sack and my eyes were like ‘what even is life’.
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Tossing your dice bag at your face like you’re mad and you just want to end your own life. The more you catch it, the more you’re a legend.
My dice bag hit my face and I screamed like I was being stabbed.
I caught the sack five times and my friend said I was a legend.
I did a face sack and my mom yelled at me for being a mess.
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You throw your dice bag at your face like you’re trying to kill yourself. Every time you catch it, you’re a little closer to being a face sack king.
My dice bag hit my face and I thought I was going to die.
I caught the sack seven times and my friend said I was a king.
I did a face sack and my face was red like a tomato.
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