Faces of Death

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A bunch of messed-up videos that make you wish you were dead.

My cousin watched it and threw up. I watched it and got a permanent face tattoo of horror.

My dog watched it and peed on the couch. I watched it and peed on my dog.

I watched it and cried. My brother watched it and cried harder. My mom watched it and cried in the shower.

A really gross album by some rappers who later got famous and started making more trash.

My friend’s uncle was in the band. He still smells like old pizza and regret.

I tried to listen to it and fell asleep. My dog listened to it and fell into a coma.

My brother’s dog listened to it and ate a whole pizza. Then he died.

A bunch of fake movies from the 70s to 2001 that made people think they were watching real deaths. Spoiler: they weren’t.

My mom watched it and screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops. I watched it and screamed so loud my dog ran away.

My brother watched it and got a real tattoo of a fake death. I watched it and got a fake tattoo of a real death.

I watched it and died inside. My dog watched it and died outside.

When someone puts their head up a woman’s privates and yells until they pass out and possibly die.

My uncle did it and fainted. My brother did it and fainted harder. My mom did it and fainted in the middle of the street.

I did it and got a headache. My dog did it and got a head ache. My brother’s dog did it and got a head ache and a belly ache.

My friend did it and got a nosebleed. My brother did it and got a nosebleed and a headbleed. My mom did it and got a nosebleed and a heartbleed.