Facerope

My cousin is a facerope. I once saw him eat a sandwich and it was like watching a crime happen.

That guy at the gym is a facerope. He flexes like he’s got a personal grudge with the mirror.

My teacher called me a facerope in front of the whole class. It was the worst day ever.

My dog’s owner is a facerope. I once saw him cry and it looked like a disaster.

My neighbor is a facerope. He comes out every morning and yells at the mailman like it’s a war.

My mom says my brother is a facerope. I think she just doesn’t like him.

My friend’s dad is a facerope. He once tried to flirt with my mom and it was like watching a train crash.

The guy at the bus stop is a facerope. He wears a hat that’s like a second face.

My math teacher is a facerope. She once gave me a bad grade just because she didn’t like my face.

My uncle is a facerope. He once tried to do a dance and it looked like a crime scene.

My brother’s friend is a facerope. He eats pizza like it’s a competition.

My friend’s mom is a facerope. She once yelled at a cat and it ran away.

My friend’s brother is a facerope. He once tried to be cool and it was like watching a disaster.

My dad is a facerope. He once tried to do a karate chop and it looked like a joke.

My teacher’s friend is a facerope. She once came to school and everyone laughed at her.

My brother is a facerope. He once tried to be funny and it was like watching a bad movie.

My neighbor’s cat is a facerope. It looks like it was born in a closet.

My friend’s dad is a facerope. He once tried to sing and it was like a scream.