facereader

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A person who stares at your face so hard they can read your thoughts and your mom's text messages.

'Why are you staring at me like that? I didn't tell you my ex's name!'

'You saw my face when I got the bad grade. I'm gonna kill you.'

'I could tell you were lying about eating my sandwich. You looked like a thief.'

A human who can tell what you're thinking just by looking at your face. Like you told them your secrets.

'You looked like you just got dumped. I knew before you even said it.'

'I saw your face when you spilled your coffee. You looked like a mess.'

'You had that look when you got the bad news. I knew you were crying before you cried.'

A person who can read your face like it's a book. They know your business and your biggest secrets.

'You looked like you just got kicked out of your house. I knew before your mom called.'

'Your face told me you were lying about eating my pizza. I was right.'

'You looked like you had a monster in your closet. I knew you were scared.'

A person who reads your face like it's a text message. They know everything you're thinking before you say it.

'Your face said you were gonna tell me my dog died. You didn't even say it yet.'

'You looked like you just got a bad grade. I knew before you cried.'

'Your face said you were gonna eat my sandwich. I saw it before you did.'

A person who can read your face like it's a text message. They know your business and your mom's secrets.

'Your face said you were gonna tell me my mom was yelling at me. I knew before she called.'

'Your face said you were gonna eat my lunch. You didn't even say it yet.'

'Your face said you were gonna tell me my dog ran away. I knew before you said it.'

A person who can read your face so well they know your secrets before you tell them. Like you told them your thoughts.

'Your face said you were gonna tell me my dog ran away. I knew before you said it.'

'Your face said you were gonna eat my lunch. You didn't even say it yet.'

'Your face said you were gonna tell me my mom was yelling at me. I knew before she called.'