Facerazzi

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Facerazzi is a Facebook freak who snaps pictures of people stumbling and puking at parties and slaps them on Facebook the next day like it's a holy duty.
I took a photo of Steve face-down on the floor at the bar. He’s still conscious. I’m not sure why.
Uploaded a picture of Karen mid-sob at the karaoke bar. She’s gonna kill me.
Took a photo of Dave trying to balance a plate of nachos while drunk. It’s a masterpiece.
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A Facerazzi is someone who goes to raves just to take photos of people throwing up and then shares them on Facebook like they’re trophies.
Took a pic of Mark trying to dance while puking. He looked like a sad clown.
Uploaded a photo of Lisa yelling at a DJ. She’s got a wild look in her eye.
I took a picture of Tom trying to sip a soda through a straw. It was tragic.
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A Facerazzi is a Facebook-hungry monster who takes photos of people who are so wasted they can’t stand up and posts them like it’s a daily ritual.
Took a photo of Paul on the floor, screaming into a napkin. He looked like a madman.
Uploaded a picture of Sarah mid-sob at the bar. Her face was red and emotional.
Took a snap of Jake trying to walk while drunk. He looked like a zombie.
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A Facerazzi is a Facebook addict who goes to every party just to take pictures of people who are wasted and then slaps them on Facebook like it’s their job.
I took a photo of Lisa trying to sing karaoke while drunk. She looked like a rock star who forgot how to breathe.
Uploaded a picture of Mark on the floor at the bar. He looked like a lost soul.
Took a snap of Tom trying to balance a drink while swaying. It was a disaster.
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A Facerazzi is a person who goes to parties just to take pictures of people who are so wasted they can’t even stand up and then posts them on Facebook like it’s a religion.
I took a photo of Karen trying to dance while puking. She looked like a mess in a dress.
Uploaded a picture of Steve on the floor, screaming. He looked like a madman.
Took a snap of Tom trying to sip a drink while drunk. He looked like a zombie.
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A Facerazzi is someone who goes to every party just to take pictures of people who are wasted and then posts them on Facebook like it’s a sin not to.
Took a photo of Lisa mid-sob at the bar. She looked like she was about to cry.
Uploaded a picture of Mark on the floor. He looked like he was dead.
Took a snap of Tom trying to dance while drunk. He looked like a sad clown.
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