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The annoying rules you have to follow when you ask someone a question just so they can give you a fancy answer that sounds cool but is totally fake.
Why didn't you tell me you knew Python? I asked you if you knew coding!
You said you'd never fail a test. Then I asked you about your math grade.
I asked if you could beat me at chess. You said yes, but only if I didn't cheat.
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The sneaky rules you have to follow when you ask someone something so they can give you a fancy answer that makes you look good, even if it's a total lie.
You asked me if I knew about the moon landing. I said yes, even though I thought it was fake.
I asked you if you could beat me at basketball. You said yes, even though you're short and I'm tall.
I asked if you had a plan for the weekend. You said you did, even though you were just going to sleep.
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The annoying rules that pop up when you ask someone a question so they can make their answer sound like it was written in gold, even if it's just a bunch of nonsense.
I asked if you could solve my problem. You said you could, even though you didn't know what my problem was.
I asked you if you could do my homework. You said yes, even though you had no idea what the questions were.
I asked you if you could win the lottery. You said yes, even though you don't know how to buy a ticket.
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The stupid rules you have to follow when you ask someone a question just so they can give you the best answer ever, even if it's totally fake and makes no sense.
I asked you if you could beat me in a race. You said yes, even though you're out of shape and I'm not.
I asked if you had a plan for the future. You said yes, even though you're still in middle school.
I asked if you could fix my car. You said yes, even though you've never seen a car before.
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The ridiculous rules you have to follow when you ask someone a question just so they can give you the fanciest answer in the world, even if it's total nonsense and you know it's fake.
I asked you if you knew about space. You said yes, even though you thought Earth was flat.
I asked if you could beat me in a video game. You said yes, even though you've never played it.
I asked if you had a plan for the weekend. You said yes, even though you were going to just watch TV.
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