Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A blunt smoked straight to your face until you feel like you’ve been hit by a truck and your brain is on fire.

I took one hit and my face felt like it was melting.

He inhaled so hard, I thought he was going to lose his nose.

She lit it up and blew smoke right in my eyes like I was her personal enemy.

2

When someone eats a blunt by themselves like it's the last piece of cake at a party.

He sat there, smoking that blunt like it was the only thing that mattered.

She didn't share. She just ate the whole thing like it was a crime to split it.

He was so into that blunt, he didn't even notice the fire alarm.

3

A fancy way of saying you just got clocked in the face.

He called me a gentleman for punching me in the face. I’m not sure why.

I said ‘hello’ and he gave me a face full of fist.

She told me I was a gentleman. I just stared at her like she was crazy.

4

Someone who types like they’re being chased by a bunch of angry bees.

He typed so fast, I thought his keyboard was on fire.

She hit the wrong keys so much, I thought her hands were possessed.

He typed like he was trying to beat a record and it was a race against time.

5

That girl who follows you everywhere and won’t stop talking to you like you’re her best friend.

She followed me to the store and asked me about my day.

She showed up at my house just to say hi.

She started talking to me in the middle of the hallway like I was her personal hype man.

6

A fancy name for Facebook, like it’s some important thing.

I spent all day on FaceBook instead of doing my homework.

She posted a picture of her lunch on FaceBook and got 10 likes.

He changed his name to ‘FaceBook Guy’ just to be cool.

7

When someone posts so much on your wall that it feels like your brain is exploding.

He posted 20 times in one day and I had to close my eyes.

She wrote a whole essay on my wall and I almost cried.

He posted so much, I thought he was trying to take over my feed.