facepuzzle

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A strong desire to punch someone’s face and then marry it.
I saw my ex’s face and felt like I needed a divorce and a new facepuzzle.
My cousin’s face looked like a crime scene. I wanted to facepuzzle him.
That guy’s face made me want to slap him and then ask for his hand in marriage.
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When your face is so good it makes you feel like a god, but also like you need to be worshipped.
Her face was so good, I wanted to build a temple around it.
He looked like he just walked out of a facepuzzle ad. I was jealous.
I stared at my face in the mirror and felt like I should be king.
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A face so attractive it causes chaos in your brain and makes you say stupid stuff.
I saw her face and said, ‘I’d date your dog.’ That was a facepuzzle.
My brain exploded when I saw his face. I told him I loved him. That was facepuzzle.
That girl’s face made me say, ‘I’m going to propose to your sister.’ That’s facepuzzle.
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When someone’s face makes you want to cry, laugh, and punch them all at once.
His face made me cry, laugh, and punch him. That’s facepuzzle.
I saw her face and felt like a broken heart. That was a facepuzzle.
That guy’s face made me want to cry, laugh, and then ask for his hand.
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A face so good it makes you forget your own name and want to run away.
I saw her face and forgot my name. That was facepuzzle.
He looked so good, I ran away. That was facepuzzle.
That guy’s face made me forget who I was. That was a facepuzzle.
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