Facepurge

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Deleting every Facebook post that will make you look like a complete idiot when you try to impress someone new.

I posted a picture of my face after eating a whole pizza by myself. Deleted it. That was a mistake.

My ex’s ex just liked my post about how I cried in a bathroom stall. I deleted it. I’m not proud.

I posted a status saying I hate my job. Deleted it. Now I’m stuck with my job and my shame.

Rubbing out all the dumb stuff you posted so you don’t look like a total mess when you try to hook up with someone.

I posted a status about my cat’s opinion on my life. I deleted it. My cat still thinks I’m a disaster.

I posted a picture of my face after a long night of crying. Deleted it. Now I look like a ghost.

I posted a tweet about how I failed my math test. Deleted it. Now I look like a math genius.

Erasing all the stupid stuff you posted so no one finds out you’re a total disaster when you try to get someone to like you.

I posted a status about my bad hair day. Deleted it. Now I look like I care about my hair.

I posted a tweet about how I cried in a restaurant. Deleted it. Now I look like a strong person.

I posted a DM to my crush saying I hate my life. Deleted it. Now I look like I have everything under control.