facepunchiaophobia

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When you get so scared of the mods on Facepunch that you wet your pants and cry like a baby.

I tried to post a meme and got banned. Now I’m crying in the corner like a toddler.

The mod deleted my whole thread. I rage quit and took a screenshot of my face.

I got a warning for swearing. I’m gonna die from the stress.

The terror you feel when you see a mod coming, like they’re gonna delete your post and call you a noob.

I saw a mod online and ran away like I was being chased by a dragon.

He said I was a noob. I felt like my soul was being ripped out.

I posted a question and got yelled at. It was like being screamed at by a giant.

When the mods on Facepunch are so mean they could make a baby cry and still get a warning.

I tried to be nice, but the mod called me a f***ing idiot and gave me a warning.

He yelled at me for 10 minutes. I was ready to punch a wall.

I said one word wrong and got a warning. I was f***ed.

When the mods are so strict they think you’re a monster just for saying one bad word.

I said ‘d***’ and got a warning. I was like, ‘What’s the big deal?’

He called me a monster for a typo. I was confused and mad.

I used a swear word once and got banned. I’m not even mad, I’m just f***ed.

The horror of being yelled at by a mod who thinks they’re the king of the forum.

He yelled at me like I was his enemy. I was like, ‘Who are you, the king of Facepunch?’

I got a warning for being ‘disrespectful’. I was like, ‘I said two words, you’re the king of this place?’

He called me a f***ing noob and said I was a disgrace. I was like, ‘I’m just here to post memes.’