facepump

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When you shove your cock in someone’s face and pump like a maniac. It’s a blowjob, but with more screaming.

My cousin tried to facepump me and I told him to stop or I’d punch him in the gut.

She facepumped my dad at the bar and he didn’t even blink.

He facepumped the waitress and now she’s asking for a raise.

Putting your cock in someone’s face and pretending it’s a workout. It’s a blowjob, but with more shame.

My mom facepumped my uncle and now he’s stuck in the kitchen.

He facepumped his boss and got a promotion… and a new nickname.

She facepumped the DJ and now the whole club is talking about it.

When you take your cock and push it in someone’s face so hard it looks like a slap. It’s a blowjob, but with more fury.

He facepumped his friend’s girlfriend and now they’re fighting.

I facepumped my neighbor and now he’s coming over to yell at me.

She facepumped the bartender and now he’s giving her free drinks.

Putting your cock in someone’s face and just going for it. It’s a blowjob, but with more randomness.

He facepumped his teacher and now he’s in trouble.

I facepumped my brother and he’s still mad.

She facepumped the pizza guy and now he’s giving us free cheese.

When you push your cock in someone’s face and just let it rip. It’s a blowjob, but with more chaos.

He facepumped his mom and now she’s crying.

I facepumped my friend and now he’s going to the hospital.

She facepumped the mailman and now he’s giving her free mail.

When you shove your cock in someone’s face and just go at it like a wild animal. It’s a blowjob, but with more madness.

He facepumped his dog and now the dog won’t stop barking.

I facepumped my dad and now he’s coming to my house.

She facepumped the gym coach and now he’s giving her free workouts.