facepum

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When someone does something so stupid it makes you want to punch their face because they’re a total idiot and you can’t believe they’re that dumb.

My cousin ate a whole pie for breakfast and then cried because he didn’t like it.

My teacher gave me a D for not doing my homework, and I still didn’t do it.

My dog chased a car for ten minutes and then came back to eat my shoes.

You do a facepum when someone acts like a moron and you’re so annoyed you want to hit them with a brick.

My mom bought a new phone and didn’t know how to turn it on.

My friend tried to ride a bike without training wheels and fell into a bush.

My brother started a fire in the kitchen with a toaster and a banana.

Facepum is when someone does something so dumb it makes you want to scream and throw a chair at them.

My neighbor painted his house pink and then green and then purple.

My sister tried to do a magic trick with a spoon and a sock.

My dad tried to fix the TV with a hammer and a banana.

You facepum when someone does something so ridiculous it makes you want to punch them for being a total waste of oxygen.

My uncle tried to talk to a chicken and it ran away.

My friend dressed up as a chicken for a party and no one laughed.

My brother tried to build a robot with a banana, a sock, and a pencil.

Facepum is when you see someone do something so dumb it makes you want to grab a shovel and dig a hole to hide from them.

My cousin tried to run a marathon in flip flops.

My teacher gave a pop quiz and I didn’t know what a pop quiz was.

My dog tried to open the door with his nose and got stuck.

You facepum when someone does something so stupid you want to slap them and then throw their lunch at them.

My friend tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and it exploded.

My brother tried to fly a kite inside the house and it broke the ceiling.

My mom tried to microwave a frozen pizza and forgot it was there for two weeks.