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Facepuker is a smelly, lazy way to call Facebook. It’s for people who think Facepuker turns everyone into a brainless, grey blob that spits out secrets to fake friends they’ve never even seen.
@joe: My Facepuker feed is worse than my gym class.
Liza: I don’t know why I still use Facepuker. It’s like talking to my ex.
DM from Mike: Stop tagging me in stupid Facepuker memes.