Facepuke

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Facepuke is when you log on to that stupid Facebook thing and it feels like your brain is melting because all your dumb friends are there showing off their dumb lives.
My mom posted a photo of her cat wearing a hat. I died.
My ex sent me a message. I threw up.
My uncle liked my post. I screamed into a pillow.
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Facepuke can be love or a curse. It depends on whether you’re looking at your crush’s profile or your cousin’s 10th birthday photo.
My crush liked my post. I got a facepuke heart attack.
My cousin posted a video of her dog eating my sandwich. I got a facepuke stroke.
My crush messaged me. I got a facepuke orgasm.
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