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Using Facebook to lie about how awesome you are so people think you're cool when you're actually a dud. You post stuff just to look good.

I posted a picture of me eating a whole pizza by myself at 2 AM. No one asked me why I was eating alone.

I commented on a post like I knew what the person was talking about, but I had no idea.

I took a quiz that said I was a 'sexy thigh' and posted it like it was a big deal.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You use Facebook to show off like you're the best version of yourself, but in real life, you're just average and maybe a little sad.

I posted a status saying I was at a concert with my friends, but I was actually at a gas station buying snacks.

I replied to a post with a comment that sounded smart, but I had to Google what the person was talking about.

I posted a photo of me doing a cool trick on a skateboard, but I had to use a ramp and it was fake.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You use Facebook to make yourself look like a legend, but in reality, you're just trying to avoid being called out for being a fraud.

I posted a picture of me at a fancy restaurant with my friends, but it was just a picture of a burger and I was wearing a hat to hide my face.

I commented on a post like I knew everything about it, but I had to ask my mom what it meant.

I took a quiz that said I was a 'hot summer day' and posted it like I was a weather expert.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You use Facebook to pretend you're someone you're not, hoping people will think you're awesome instead of realizing you're just plain weird.

I posted a status saying I was going to a concert with my friends, but I was actually at home watching TV.

I commented on a post like I was in on the joke, but I had no idea what was going on.

I took a quiz that said I was a 'chill sunset' and posted it like it was the most important thing ever.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You use Facebook to fool everyone into thinking you're cool and popular, even though you're just a lonely person who thinks your life is better than it is.

I posted a picture of me with my friends at a party, but I was actually alone in my room wearing pajamas.

I commented on a post like I was a genius, but I had to look up the word 'genius' on my phone.

I took a quiz that said I was a 'sexy brain' and posted it like it was a huge achievement.

by Slangipedia 13d ago