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A person who takes every dumb idea on Facebook and posts it like it's the best thing ever. They never think. They just look like a fool.

'I'm gonna dye my hair purple!', said by someone who just got a pink mustache.

'I'm gonna start a band!', said by someone who can't play an instrument.

'I'm gonna eat a whole pizza in one bite!', said by someone who still has a mouth full of pizza from last week.

A human who posts anything suggested on Facebook without even looking at it. They get laughed at like a middle schooler who tried to be cool.

'I'm gonna run a marathon!', said by someone who can't run five steps.

'I'm gonna start a fire!', said by someone who lit their own shirt on fire.

'I'm gonna propose to my pet!', said by someone who still has a goldfish.

A person who sees a Facebook post and immediately posts it without thinking. They end up with the worst reputation on the internet.

'I'm gonna sing in the shower!', said by someone who just shouted in the shower and got yelled at.

'I'm gonna wear socks with sandals!', said by someone who looked like a homeless person.

'I'm gonna quit my job!', said by someone who just got fired.

Someone who posts whatever Facebook suggests without even looking. They get called names and sometimes get kicked out of groups.

'I'm gonna start a YouTube channel!', said by someone who still doesn't know how to use YouTube.

'I'm gonna learn how to dance!', said by someone who still can't walk in a straight line.

'I'm gonna become a billionaire!', said by someone who still can't pay rent.

A person who takes every Facebook suggestion and posts it like it's genius. They usually end up being the laughing stock of the internet.

'I'm gonna ride a bike to Alaska!', said by someone who still can't ride a bike.

'I'm gonna write a book!', said by someone who just wrote 'Hello' on a napkin.

'I'm gonna become a superhero!', said by someone who still can't jump.

A person who blindly posts everything Facebook says. They get called out and sometimes get blocked by their friends.

'I'm gonna eat a whole cake in one bite!', said by someone who just ate three cupcakes and threw up.

'I'm gonna become a rockstar!', said by someone who still can't sing.

'I'm gonna start a podcast!', said by someone who just started talking to themselves.