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When someone spills their cum all over your face like it’s a crime scene.
My cousin’s face looked like a sidewalk after a rainstorm.
He shot his load on my face like I was a new kind of toilet.
She got a full facial from the guy who looked like a used sock.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Porn that’s so close you can see every pimple and every regret.
That porn was so close I could smell the guy’s breakfast.
It was like watching a movie on a phone in a dark room.
He filmed it so close I felt like I was in the scene.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A woman who’s not hot, but would definitely be in a porn if she got a little bit of money and a lot of makeup.
She’s not pretty, but she’d be in a porn if she got paid.
That woman looked like she’d be in a porn if she didn’t have a broken nose.
She’s not a beauty, but she could be a porn star if she had a better life.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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