Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the instant your face looks like it just got hit by a truck and your brain says 'I did this'

You spill your coffee on your boss's shirt during a presentation.

Your crush walks in while you're eating a whole pizza by yourself.

You try to say 'hello' but it comes out as 'hellobye'.

2

when your face goes from normal to 'what the hell just happened?' in 0.0001 seconds

You trip and fall into a pile of glitter at a wedding.

You accidentally text your mom a photo of your face covered in ketchup.

You try to answer a question but you can't remember your own name.

3

the moment your face says 'I was fine until I saw this'

You walk in on your sibling wearing your pants as a cape.

You try to eat a burrito and it explodes in your face.

You hear your crush say your name and you freeze like a deer in headlights.

4

when your face says 'this is the worst day of my life and I don't even know why'

You wake up and your hair is sticking straight up like a chicken.

You try to do a TikTok dance and it looks like a cat got you.

You accidentally yell 'I love you' to your teacher during a pop quiz.

5

when your face goes from 'meh' to 'I am dying' in 0.000001 seconds

You see your math test and it looks like a horror movie.

You try to do a handstand and fall into a puddle.

You try to explain your life to your friend and it takes 10 minutes.

6

when your face says 'I should have known this was going to happen'

You try to hide your snack in your pocket and it falls out in front of your crush.

You try to fix your hair and it looks worse.

You try to be cool and end up making a fool of yourself.