facepoopin

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When you're so distracted by Facebook you forget why you sat on the toilet in the first place.

I opened Facebook to check my ex's status and now I'm late for work.

I clicked on 10 memes and now I'm 20 minutes into my third dump.

I started a live video and now I'm stuck with 1,000 people watching my facepoopin.

When you're so obsessed with Facebook you turn your poop into a social media event.

I posted a story about my dump and now I have 20 comments on it.

I answered 7 messages during my dump and now I'm stuck with a clogged toilet.

I got a notification and now I'm doing a dump on my phone like it's a dating app.

When you take so long on the toilet because Facebook is more important than your butt.

I started a group chat during my dump and now I'm stuck with 5 people arguing in there.

I watched a 15-minute video and now I'm 30 minutes into my dump.

I got a notification about my cat and now I'm doing a dump like it's a surprise party.