Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you slam your snatch right onto someone's face like it's a pizza delivery.

I Facepooned my brother so hard he started crying.

She Facepooned the guy at the bar and he dropped his drink.

My friend Facepooned the DJ and he had to restart the song.

2

Putting your snatch on someone's face like you're giving them a free facial.

He Facepooned his crush and she ran out of the room.

At the party, I Facepooned the guy who wouldn't stop talking.

My mom Facepooned my dad and he yelled, 'What is this madness?'

3

When you drop your snatch on someone's face like it's a surprise attack.

She Facepooned her boyfriend during class and the teacher got mad.

I Facepooned my friend and he got a noodle in his mouth.

He Facepooned me and I didn't even see it coming.

4

When you slap your snatch on someone's face like it's a punishment.

My sister Facepooned me for eating the last pizza slice.

He Facepooned his friend and he got a nosebleed.

At the gym, I Facepooned the guy who was flexing too much.

5

Putting your snatch on someone's face like it's a personal insult.

She Facepooned him because he called her ugly.

He Facepooned me in front of my whole class.

I Facepooned my brother and he had to go to the bathroom.

6

When you plant your snatch on someone's face like it's a job interview.

He Facepooned his boss and got fired.

She Facepooned her crush and he asked her out.

I Facepooned my friend and he said, 'That was the best thing ever.'