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When someone is stuck to your face like a fly and won't shut up.
You: 'Can you just leave me alone?' Them: 'Nope. I'm here for the long haul.'
You're trying to sleep and they're talking in your ear like it's a podcast.
They won't stop texting you even though you told them to go to hell.
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That person who won't stop breathing down your neck and talking trash.
You're at the mall and they're following you like a lost puppy.
You're trying to eat your burger and they're giving you side-eye.
They won't stop texting you even when you're in the bathroom.
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When someone is right in your face and won't stop being a bother.
You're trying to watch a movie and they're talking over the sound.
They're standing in your space like they own the place.
They won't stop texting you even when you're on vacation.
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That person who is always right there and won't stop being a pain in the butt.
You're trying to study and they're chatting you to death.
They're in your room like they live there.
They won't stop texting you even when you're sleeping.
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When someone is right in your face and acts like they're your best friend forever.
You're trying to go to the bathroom and they're blocking the door.
You're trying to eat and they're talking in your ear.
They won't stop texting you even when you're at work.
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That person who is always there and never lets you be alone.
You're trying to watch TV and they're making noise.
They're in your face like they're your personal shadow.
They won't stop texting you even when you're on a date.
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