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The big stink of Facebook when it got crushed by Google+ like a weak middle schooler.
My face is melting because Google+ is here to stay.
Facebook is dead. Long live Google+. I’m not crying. You are.
I just got blocked by my ex on Facebook. Google+ is my new love.
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When Facebook tried to fight off Google+ and got its butt kicked in the most embarrassing way possible.
Facebook is a sad loser. Google+ just laughed at it.
I left Facebook because it got beat up by Google+.
Facebook tried to fight back, but Google+ just said 'bring it.'
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The total meltdown of Facebook when Google+ came along and took all its followers.
Facebook is like a kid who lost their lunch money to Google+.
My Facebook friends are all gone. Google+ took them.
I used to be popular on Facebook. Now I’m just a ghost on Google+.
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Facebook’s total failure when it couldn’t keep up with Google+ and got humiliated.
Facebook failed. Google+ is the new king.
I left Facebook because it’s too slow and sad.
Google+ is like a fat kid who beat up Facebook at lunchtime.
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The total embarrassment of Facebook when it lost to Google+ in the biggest social media fight ever.
Facebook got embarrassed by Google+ like a nerd at a party.
I switched to Google+ because Facebook is too cringe.
Facebook is like a failed math test. Google+ is an A+.
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