Faceplant Dance

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A faceplant dance is when someone gets absolutely wrecked and ends up with a mouth full of broken teeth and regret.

I got faceplanted by my cousin after he called me a fat flamingo.

My mom did the faceplant dance because I told her her hair looked like a raccoon's nest.

At the party, the DJ faceplanted the security guard after he stole the mic.

The faceplant dance is when you get knocked flat and your face becomes a canvas for the floor.

My dog did the faceplant dance after I threw a sock at him.

The kid from my class faceplanted the teacher after he said my hair was a disaster.

I faceplanted my brother because he ate my last chocolate.

A faceplant dance is when you get slammed so hard your face meets the floor like it’s a long lost love.

My dad faceplanted my uncle after he said my mom was ugly.

At the gym, I faceplanted the guy who kept stealing my weights.

My sister did the faceplant dance because I told her she smelled like a trash can.