faceplamm

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A faceplamm is when someone’s face gets smashed by their own hand because they’re too dumb to realize they just made the worst mistake ever.

My math test says 2 + 2 = 5. I faceplammed so hard I broke my pencil.

I told my boss I was sick. Then I got a call from my boss. I faceplamm-ed.

My dog ate my homework. I faceplammed and cried on the floor.

A faceplamm is when you slap your face so hard you think you might have broken it because you just did something so stupid.

I wore my pants inside out to school. My faceplamm was legendary.

I texted my crush ‘ur so fat’ and then realized it was my crush. Faceplamm confirmed.

I tried to cook dinner and set the house on fire. I faceplammed and screamed.

A faceplamm is when you hit your face with your hand so fast and hard you think you might have knocked your brain out.

I thought I had a date. It was my mom. I faceplammed and ran out.

I ate the whole cake. I faceplammed and vowed never to eat again.

I said ‘I love you’ to my teacher. I faceplammed and cried.

A faceplamm is when your face gets smacked so hard by your hand you think it might fall off because you just did the worst thing ever.

I wore my sock on my head to class. I faceplammed and hid under my desk.

I told my crush I was in love. It was my brother. I faceplammed and died.

I tried to do a magic trick and failed. I faceplammed and ran away.

A faceplamm is when you hit your face with your hand because you just did something so dumb it makes your brain want to leave your body.

I told my crush I was dating my best friend. I faceplammed and cried.

I drank all my soda at once. I faceplammed and threw up.

I wore my shoes on my hands. I faceplammed and laughed.

A faceplamm is when you whack your face with your hand because you just did something so dumb it might be the dumbest thing ever.

I told my crush I had a date. It was my crush’s brother. I faceplammed and ran.

I tried to draw a cat. It looked like a monster. I faceplammed and cried.

I told my mom I was going to the mall. I went to the mall. I faceplammed and screamed.