faceplam

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When you try to slap your face like a idiot but miss completely and hit the desk instead, making your brain scream.

'I can't believe he failed the test again!', faceplam, desk hit, brain scream.

'She said the sky is purple? I faceplammed and knocked over my coffee.'

'He just told me the same joke for the 10th time. I faceplammed and broke my phone.'

A stupid typo that makes you look like a moron, like someone spelling 'facepalm' as 'faceplam' on the internet.

'He wrote faceplam instead of facepalm on Twitter. Everyone laughed.'

'I spelled faceplam on my homework and got a zero.'

'He sent me a message saying 'faceplam' and I thought he was high.'

When you facepalm so hard for something so dumb, like seeing a flying shark or someone being a total moron.

'I saw a flying shark and faceplammed so hard I knocked my chair over.'

'He said the Earth is flat again. I faceplammed and my face turned red.'

'She just told me the same joke again. I faceplammed and my hand went numb.'

When you slap your face so hard your hand slips off and you end up head-desking or face-tableing like a total idiot.

'I faceplammed so hard my hand slipped and I head-desked the table.'

'He faceplammed and his hand slipped off, hitting the desk like a brick.'

'I faceplammed, my hand slipped, and I knocked my coffee all over my laptop.'

When you try to facepalm but it's so weak it's like a slap with a wet noodle, but it's still for something stupid.

'He said the sky is green. I faceplammed with my back hand like it was nothing.'

'She told me the same joke again. I faceplammed with my back hand like it was a breeze.'

'He just said 'Hello' for the 10th time. I faceplammed with my back hand like it was a hobby.'

When you fail so hard your brain short-circuits and you start spelling 'facepalm' as 'faceplam' in your head like a lunatic.

'I failed the test so hard my brain started spelling faceplam instead of facepalm.'

'He failed his exam and his brain went crazy, spelling faceplam all over the paper.'

'She failed the quiz so bad her brain screamed faceplam at the top of her lungs.'

When you slap your face with the back of your hand because it's so stupid, but still hurt like a motherf***er.

'He said the moon is made of cheese. I faceplammed with the back of my hand and still hurt like hell.'

'She told me the same joke again. I faceplammed with my back hand, but it still hurt.'

'He just said 'Hello' for the 10th time. I faceplammed with my back hand and my face turned red.'