Faceplaint

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Faceplaint is when you use Facebook to whine like a baby about everything. A faceplainter is someone who can't shut up and makes their friends want to scream.

'My sandwich was soggy. My life is over.'

'I got a B+ on a test. I might as well be dead.'

'My cat blinked at me. It was a betrayal.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Faceplaint is just a fancy way of saying you're a sore loser who posts about your tiny problems on Facebook. A faceplainter is someone who thinks their drama is important.

'I lost my keys. I might never find my purpose.'

'My coffee was cold. My soul is frozen.'

'I got passed over for a promotion. I'm going to quit.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Faceplaint is when you use Facebook to complain about your day like it's a punishment. A faceplainter is someone who turns every little thing into a big deal.

'I had to wait in line. My whole life is ruined.'

'My socks don't match. I'm failing at life.'

'I spilled my drink. I might as well be dead.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Faceplaint is when you post on Facebook like your problems are the worst thing ever. A faceplainter is someone who makes their friends wish they were alone.

'I got a paper cut. I'm dying.'

'My hair is messy. My life is a disaster.'

'I had to walk to the store. I'm exhausted.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Faceplaint is when you take Facebook and turn it into your personal soapbox for complaining. A faceplainter is someone who thinks every tiny thing is a catastrophe.

'I had to stand up. My legs are broken.'

'My phone battery died. I'm going to die.'

'I wore the same shirt twice. I'm a failure.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago