facepipe

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A facepipe is the hole you use to talk and also to eat smelly food. It’s the part of your face that makes you look like a fool when you laugh too loud.
I’ve seen his facepipe at work. It’s like a garbage disposal with a laugh track.
She showed off her facepipe in the mirror. It was a disaster in progress.
He used his facepipe to yell at the pizza delivery guy. The guy ran away crying.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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If you're a facepipe addict, you spend all your time staring at your phone and ignoring your friends. You're basically a zombie with a face.
My brother is a facepipe addict. He only comes out of his room when he needs more snacks.
She texted me 10 times in one minute. She’s a full-blown facepipe addict.
He was facepipin’ so hard, he didn’t notice his pants were on fire.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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