facepionage

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Stealing someone's secrets through Facebook like a creepy detective with a bad haircut and a worse attitude.

Mom checked her son's ex's page 20 times a day and got a divorce.

The boss saw the intern's lunch pics and screamed, 'You eat like a sloth!'

Your friend's crush liked your post and now you're both confused and annoyed.

Spying on someone using Facebook like a sneaky kid who steals cookies from the cookie jar and doesn't get caught.

Your little bro's mom found out he messaged his crush 100 times.

Your coworker's dog got 500 likes and now everyone hates her.

Your teacher saw your fake account and gave you a detention.

Hiding in the shadows of Facebook to watch someone's life like a monster under the bed who also has a side job as a spy.

Your dad saw your ex's new boyfriend and got a heart attack.

Your crush's best friend posted a picture of you crying and now you're embarrassed.

Your mom saw your fake account and yelled, 'I knew it!'

Watching someone on Facebook like a hawk who also has a side job as a detective and a bad attitude.

Your little sister's best friend found out she posted 100 selfies and now she's mocking her.

Your boss saw your lunch pics and said, 'You eat like a raccoon!'

Your crush's crush liked your post and now you're all confused.

Using Facebook to spy on someone like a thief who steals your cookies and also steals your privacy.

Your mom checked your ex's page 100 times a day and now she's mad.

Your little brother's crush saw his fake account and now he's embarrassed.

Your teacher saw your fake posts and gave you a detention.