faceping

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When a girl wants to flirt with a guy but acts like she's too good for him, she just sends a single 'Hi' on Facebook chat and expects the guy to do all the work while she smirks like she's winning.
Hi
Hey, just checking in
What's up? (but she's clearly got nothing better to do)
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A facial hair that’s so ugly it’s almost a fashion statement, like a beard, a goatee, or a mustache that looks like it was drawn by a confused toddler.
I tried to grow a beard, but it looks like a raccoon attacked me
My goatee is so bad it’s a crime
That mustache looks like it was glued on by a drunk man
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A photo you post on Facebook because you think it's 'cool' but it's just a random picture you took while eating cereal at 2 a. m.
This photo is just me in my pajamas, but I’m posting it like it’s the Mona Lisa
I took this picture while eating cereal, but I’m posting it like I’m a famous model
This photo is so bad it makes my face look like it’s been hit by a brick
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