FACEPILOT

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A sneaky bastard who takes over someone's face, like a smelly sock, to make them look cool, stupid, or rich, just so they can laugh at them later.
My ex is a facepilot. She turned my dog into a TikTok star and now he’s famous, and I’m stuck with the bills.
That politician looked like a confused potato before the facepilot took over.
My brother’s facepilot made him look like he just ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips.
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A guy or gal who hijacks a face, like stealing a sandwich, to make it look good, funny, or rich, just so they can take the credit and leave you with the mess.
My facepilot made my cat look like a movie star. Now he’s got more followers than me.
That guy on TV? His facepilot made him look like he just won the lottery, and he didn’t even try.
My facepilot turned my mom into a influencer. She’s got 10,000 followers and I’ve got 10,000 problems.
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Someone who takes over a face, like stealing your lunch, just so they can make it look cool, stupid, or rich, and then laugh at you for being fooled.
My facepilot turned my dad into a YouTuber. Now he’s got a channel and I’ve got a headache.
That kid in class looked like a total dork until his facepilot took over and made him look like a rock star.
My facepilot took over my face and now I look like I just ate a whole cake and cried.
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A person who takes control of a face, like a thief in the night, just to make it look awesome, ridiculous, or rich, and then walks off like they did nothing.
My facepilot turned my face into a meme. Now I’m stuck with the embarrassment and the likes.
That guy on the news looked like a confused chicken until his facepilot made him look like a king.
My facepilot made my face look like it was hit by a truck. I’m still recovering.
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A person who slaps a face, like a burger onto a griddle, and makes it look cool, funny, or rich, just so they can take the spotlight and leave you in the dust.
My facepilot turned my face into a viral video. Now I’m famous, or at least my face is.
That girl on TikTok looked like a total nobody until her facepilot made her look like a goddess.
My facepilot turned my face into a meme. Now I’m stuck with the laughs and the likes.
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