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A human who posts nonsense on Facebook all the time and drives you insane. You want to punch them but you're too scared because you like them and you don't want to be the bad guy.
OMG I just ate 10 tacos and I'm gonna die ๐Ÿ˜ญ
My dog is now a superhero ๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿฆธ
I think I'm in love with my toaster ๐Ÿžโค๏ธ
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The worst kind of friend who won't stop posting stupid stuff on Facebook. You're mad but you don't wanna be mean because you like them and you're a good person.
I just cried at a commercial ๐Ÿ˜ญ
My cat is now a king ๐Ÿ‘‘
I think my blender is cheating on me ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿ˜
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The person who is your friend but also your enemy because they post cringe stuff on Facebook every single day. You want to delete them but you're too nice.
I just got a tattoo of my ex ๐Ÿ˜ญ
My goldfish is now a rock ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿชจ
I think my fridge is a spy ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ
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A friend who is like a Facebook addict and you're stuck with them. You want to yell at them but you're too kind because you like them and you're a good person.
I just cried in a parking lot ๐Ÿ˜ญ
My hamster is now a CEO ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ’ผ
I think my couch is a vampire ๐Ÿช‘๐Ÿง›
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