Facepeep

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When you sneak onto someone's Facebook like a thief in the night and dig through their photos, comments, and secrets like they're a treasure map. You might even get caught.
I checked her ex's profile 17 times. He's still single. I'm not.
He looked at my birthday posts 3 times. He's gonna die of curiosity.
I facepeeped my teacher and found out she has a pet iguana named Kevin.
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When you’re so obsessed with someone’s Facebook that you become a full-time detective, just to find out if they're hiding something from you.
I'm a facepeep. I know your password. I know your crush. I know you're lying about your cat's death.
She facepeeped me. She knows I still have a grudge against my third-grade teacher.
I facepeeped my brother. He's been eating my lunch for years.
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Looking at profiles on Facebook or other sites like it's your job, even if you're just doing it because you're bored or you have nothing better to do.
I spent 3 hours facepeeping. I found out my neighbor's dog is a serial killer.
I facepeeped my crush and saw he has 300 followers. I'm now one of them.
I facepeeped my mom. She's been cheating on my dad for 5 years.
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When you create fake profiles just to make someone think they're popular, or to trick them into thinking they have a boyfriend or girlfriend or a friend, when really they're just being played.
I made a fake profile for my crush. He now thinks he's the most popular kid in school.
She made a fake friend so she wouldn’t feel lonely. Now she has 5 fake friends.
He created 3 fake profiles to impress his crush. He now has 3 fake crushes.
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When you're so addicted to Facebook that you use it like a drug, looking at every single update, photo, and comment like they're the last piece of bread in the world.
I facepeeped my crush 10 times. He now thinks I'm a stalker.
I facepeeped my ex. She's now following me back.
I facepeeped my best friend. She now thinks I'm a creep.
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