Facepalmtastic

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When someone does something so dumb that another person has to slap their own face with their palm just to keep from screaming or throwing up.
My cousin tried to explain the internet to his dog. I facepalmed so hard my hand went numb.
My boss said he's going to quit. Then he signed up for a Zoom class on how to be a better boss. I facepalmed so hard I got a headache.
My friend tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite. I facepalmed because I felt his pain.
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When you're watching someone do something so stupid that you feel like you're the one who got the bad grade on the test.
I saw my neighbor try to fix his car with a hammer and a banana. I facepalmed because I knew he was going to fail.
My sister tried to text me while driving. I facepalmed because I was scared she was going to crash.
My friend tried to play chess with a cat. I facepalmed because I knew the cat would win.
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