Facepalmery

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When you slap your face like a fool because you just did something so dumb it makes your brain hurt.
I tried to text my mom while driving and missed the stoplight. Facepalmery at its finest.
He thought he was being clever by putting his pants on backwards. Classic facepalmery.
She spilled her coffee on her boss and didn’t even flinch. Just facepalmed like it was a daily ritual.
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The moment you hit your face with your hand because you just did something so idiotic it deserves a curse.
I tried to microwave my phone and it exploded. Facepalmery was just the beginning.
He said he was going to win the lottery, then bet all his money on a cat fighting a duck.
She tried to explain her math problem to a kid and got confused. Facepalmery for the win.
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When you press your hand to your face because you just did something so bad it makes you want to scream.
He tried to fix his car by throwing a banana in the engine. Facepalmery was just the start.
She told her boss she was sick, then went to a concert. Facepalmery was inevitable.
He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and got stuck. Facepalmery was just the aftermath.
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The moment you put your hand to your face because you just did something so dumb it makes your face look like it’s on fire.
He tried to flirt with the teacher and got detention. Facepalmery was just the beginning.
She tried to cook and set the house on fire. Facepalmery was just the middle of the chaos.
He tried to impress his friends by doing a backflip off a chair and landed on his head. Facepalmery was the final blow.
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When you slap your face because you just did something so stupid it makes you want to punch yourself.
He tried to talk to his crush by sending 500 text messages in one day. Facepalmery was just the start.
She tried to win a bet by eating a whole hot dog in one bite. Facepalmery was the result.
He tried to make a TikTok dance and ended up falling into a puddle. Facepalmery was the aftermath.
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