Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Something so stupid or bad it makes you want to punch your own face.

When my mom said she'd rather eat dirt than clean her room.

When my teacher said 'math is easy' after I failed the test.

When my dog ate my homework and then pooped on my desk.

2

A person who facepalms other people, usually because they’re too lazy to do it themselves.

My brother facepalmed me when I spilled soda on his shirt.

My friend facepalmed me after I said the sky is green.

My teacher facepalmed me for talking during the test.

3

A weird symbol mess that looks like a confused face, used to show you’re about to facepalm.

*.-‘”.-‘”.-‘”* I just saw my neighbor wearing socks as gloves.

*,.-‘”.-‘”* My dog tried to eat my laptop.

*,.-‘”* My math teacher said 2 + 2 is 5.

4

Like being embarrassed, but even worse, because you also facepalm.

When I failed my math test and my friend laughed at me.

When I tripped in front of the whole class.

When I told my mom I was going to be a famous singer.

5

When you drop your face into your hand like it’s the last thing you want to touch.

*thunk* I just failed my math test.

*D'oh!* My dog ate my homework again.

*thunk* I spilled my soda on my shirt.

6

Putting your palm on your face because something is so gross or annoying.

*facepalm* My brother ate my sandwich and then pooped on it.

*facepalm* My teacher said 2 + 2 is 5.

*facepalm* My dog tried to eat my math test.

7

Slapping your own forehead with your palm after someone says something stupid or noobish.

*facepalm* My friend said the sky is green.

*facepalm* My teacher said math is easy.

*facepalm* My dog tried to eat my math test.