Facepalmable Offense

My teacher gave me detention for talking during math. I literally said 'I was thinking about math.'

My friend ate an entire pizza for breakfast and still said he wasn't full.

My dog tried to chew my homework and failed. Hard.

I texted my crush 'You're cute' and accidentally sent it to my mom. My face was on fire.

I wore my socks inside out to school and no one noticed.

I tried to do a triple backflip and fell into a bush.

My cousin took a photo of his lunch and posted it on Instagram. It was just a sandwich.

I tried to impress my crush by saying I can juggle and I dropped all the balls.

My dog chased my neighbor’s cat and got stuck in a tree.

My teacher said I failed because I wrote 'I love math' instead of 'I hate math.'

I tried to explain my theory of time travel and got confused halfway through.

I tried to make a smoothie and ended up with a soup.

I told my crush I liked him, and he said he liked me back. Then I realized I had a crush on my crush.

I wore my pajamas to school and no one said anything.

I tried to play the piano with my feet and messed up the whole song.

My mom yelled at me for eating the last slice of pizza and I didn’t even do it.

I tried to do a magic trick and my dog ruined it.

I said I was a superhero and got stuck in the ceiling fan.