Facepalm of Justice

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The Facepalm of Justice is when someone does something so dumb it makes your face go numb and you yell it like it's the last thing you'll ever say.
I tried to fix my Wi-Fi by unplugging the router and yelling at it. Facepalm of Justice.
My friend decided to text his mom a picture of his sandwich at 2 a. m. Facepalm of Justice.
He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and cried like a baby. Facepalm of Justice.
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The Facepalm of Justice is when you’re so annoyed by someone’s stupidity you slap your face and call them out like they owe you money.
She texted me a group chat of her cat’s butt. Facepalm of Justice.
He tried to explain calculus to a toddler. Facepalm of Justice.
He ate a whole bag of chips and then cried. Facepalm of Justice.
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The Facepalm of Justice is when you see someone do something so ridiculous you slap your face and scream it like it’s a battle cry.
He tried to fight a vending machine. Facepalm of Justice.
She texted her crush a song lyric and got it wrong. Facepalm of Justice.
He tried to balance on a chair and fell on the floor. Facepalm of Justice.
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The Facepalm of Justice is when you're so mad at someone’s stupidity you hit your face and yell it like you're in a courtroom.
He tried to text his ex a 10-page essay. Facepalm of Justice.
She tried to run a marathon in socks. Facepalm of Justice.
He tried to eat a whole cake in one bite and it came out his nose. Facepalm of Justice.
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The Facepalm of Justice is when someone does something so dumb you slap your face and scream it like it’s the end of the world.
He tried to text his mom a photo of his dog’s butt. Facepalm of Justice.
She tried to write a poem on a napkin and it was terrible. Facepalm of Justice.
He tried to ride a bicycle with a backpack full of bricks. Facepalm of Justice.
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