facepalm index

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A measure of how much you want to slap your own face because life is being extra annoying. The higher the FPI, the more you wish you could disappear.

My math test was so bad I facepalmed so hard my face turned red.

When my mom asked me to do 3 chores and I forgot all 3.

I got a 30 on my history quiz and facepalmed until my palms hurt.

How much you want to punch your face because everything is going wrong. The FPI is the number of times you facepalm like a confused idiot.

My dog ate my homework and I facepalmed like I was in a horror movie.

I spilled my cereal on my shirt and facepalmed so hard I got a headache.

My teacher gave me a zero and I facepalmed until my face was a red balloon.

How many times you slap your face because life is trying to ruin your day. FPI is like the number of times you give your face a free vacation.

My brother stole my video game and I facepalmed like I was being tortured.

I missed the bus and facepalmed so hard I got a face rash.

I got a C on my science test and facepalmed until my face turned purple.

A way to count how much you want to punch your own face because everything is going wrong. The FPI is your personal facepalm punishment.

My dog peed on my shoes and I facepalmed like I was crying.

I got grounded and facepalmed until my face looked like a tomato.

I forgot my lunch and facepalmed so hard I got a face cramp.

How many times you slap your face because your life is a mess. FPI is the number of times you wish your face could just die.

I got a 20 on my test and facepalmed until my face turned pink.

My friend made fun of me and I facepalmed like I was in a comedy show.

I lost my phone and facepalmed until my face felt like it was on fire.