Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you drop your face into your hand so hard it sounds like a brick hit a banana.

*facepalm* when my mom asked if I wanted pizza for breakfast.

My friend facepalmed when I told him I thought the sky was green.

I facepalmed so hard I woke up my brother.

2

When you put your face in your hand so hard you think your hand is going to explode.

I facepalmed when my dog ate my homework.

My teacher facepalmed when I said I didn't know what a sentence was.

I facepalmed because my phone fell in the toilet.

3

The only thing you can do when someone says something so stupid it makes your brain shut down.

I facepalmed when my classmate said the moon was made of cheese.

My brother facepalmed when I told him I could breathe underwater.

I facepalmed because my friend thought a cow was a car.

4

When you hit your face with your hand so hard you think your face is going to fall off.

I facepalmed when my teacher said the sky was pink.

My friend facepalmed when I told him I could fly.

I facepalmed because I thought the sun was a giant light bulb.

5

What I do every time I read something on Urban Dictionary that makes no sense.

I facepalmed when I read that a fish can be a chicken.

I facepalmed because someone said the ocean was a soup.

I facepalmed when I saw a definition about a tomato being a fruit.

6

When you hit your face with your hand so hard it feels like you're fighting a ghost.

I facepalmed when my mom said I could eat the whole cake.

I facepalmed because my brother said the sun was a giant cat.

I facepalmed when my teacher said the moon was made of cheese.

7

What you do when someone is so dumb it makes you want to throw your hand at their face.

I facepalmed when my friend said the sky was purple.

I facepalmed when my brother thought the earth was flat.

I facepalmed when my teacher said the sun was a giant balloon.