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A person who posts whatever they want on Facebook like they’re the boss and doesn’t care about the chaos they cause until it hits them like a ton of bricks.
I posted a picture of my dog in a hat and said I was running for president. My mom is mad now.
He posted a rant about his ex at 2 a. m. and now he’s getting messages from people he doesn’t even know.
She changed her profile picture to a cartoon fish and now her boss is asking why she’s acting weird.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Somebody who thinks Facebook is a magical place where everything they say is true and nothing bad will ever happen to them.
He posted that he’s rich and now he’s being asked to pay for everyone’s lunch.
She said she’s a rockstar and now her friends are mocking her every time she posts.
He said he’s getting married next week and now he’s being asked for a picture of the ring.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who lives on Facebook and thinks real life is just a background thing they can ignore until it comes back to haunt them.
He spent all day arguing with his cousin on Facebook and forgot to do his homework.
She posted a drama about her teacher and now she’s being called to the principal’s office.
He posted that he’s going to college and now he’s getting messages from his old friends asking if it’s true.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who uses Facebook like it’s their personal therapist and doesn’t stop until someone finally tells them to shut up.
He posted about his bad day 10 times and now everyone is tired of it.
She posted a whole essay about her crush and now her crush is asking her what’s going on.
He posted about his problems with his mom and now his mom is asking why he’s acting like that.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who thinks Facebook is where they live and doesn’t understand why people think they’re weird.
He posted a selfie at 3 a. m. and now his friends are asking why he’s awake.
She posted a whole story about her cat and now her cat is being called a celebrity.
He posted that he’s a superhero and now he’s being asked to prove it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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